Guest comic by Gregory Dickens! You may know his delightful art and sharp wit from his contributions to the Comics From Life forum. Thanks for setting off guest strips right, Gregory!

Gregory Dickens loves wrestling, comics, and video games. So he's just like you. With gray hair and flat feet, yes, but otherwise you. He is married to a competitive schoolmarm, and he draws when time allows. His website is heygregory.com.